The Snap Count Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Ryland's stadium. Only over Ryland.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ryland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ryland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.