The Wind Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Ryland gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
90%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ryland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.