The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ryland kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
81%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Ryland, Ryland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.