The Snap Count Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Ryland trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Ryland attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Ryland scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.