The Shank Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ryland's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Ryland scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.