The Hamstring Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Ryland. Ryland does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Ryland makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
87%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ryland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.