The Wind Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
85%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ryland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.