The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ryland hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
91%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ryland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.