The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ryland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.