The Hamstring Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ryland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.