The Late Scratch Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ryland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.