The Hamstring Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Ryland trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ref: "Number Ryland, that's a flag." Ryland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Ryland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ryland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.