The Late Scratch Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Ryland trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
90%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ryland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.