The Upright Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Ryland warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
79%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ryland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.