The Wind Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.