The Wind Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- A mysterious flag erases Ryland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ryland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.