The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Ryland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Ryland scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.