The Snap Count Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.