The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Ryland's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.