The Late Scratch Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“A mysterious flag erases Ryland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Ryland. Ryland does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Ryland scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.