The Hamstring Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
77%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.