The Doink Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Ryland trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Ryland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.