The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ryland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.