The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ryland kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
89%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.