The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ryland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Ryland, Ryland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.