The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Ryland's stadium. Only over Ryland.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.