The Phantom Flag Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ryland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.