The Upright Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ryland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.