The Wide Left Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.