The Snap Count Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Ryland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ryland, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.