The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ryland gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
90%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ryland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.