The Doink Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Ryland gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
83%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ryland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.