The Doink Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ryland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.