The Upright Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ryland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.