The Late Scratch Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.