The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ryland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.