The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ref: "Number Ryland, that's a flag." Ryland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
72%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.