The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.