The Hamstring Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ryland hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
82%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ryland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.