The Hamstring Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- A mysterious flag erases Ryland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ryland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.