The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.