The Phantom Flag Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ref: "Number Smyth, that's a flag." Smyth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smyth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.