The Shank Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smyth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.