The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smyth is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
82%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smyth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.