The Doink Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smyth. Smyth does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Smyth tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smyth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.