The Late Scratch Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smyth trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smyth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.