The Wide Left Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smyth is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
- Smyth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smyth's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.