The Doink Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Smyth's stadium. Only over Smyth.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Smyth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smyth, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.