The Late Scratch Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Smyth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Smyth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.