The Late Scratch Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smyth trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Ref: "Number Smyth, that's a flag." Smyth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smyth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.